I still go to most meetings and I go witnessing too! Since I know the Truth about the 'truth' the literture doesn't affect me anymore, it just makes me think of ways I can tell other JW's.
The Lone Ranger
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The Power of the Watchtower Society's literature
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 {font-family: arial, sans-serif} .style2 {font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; } .style3 {color: #a65b5f} .style4 {font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: #a65b5f; } --> the power of the watchtower society's literature a few days ago an individual on this board was contemplating.
going back to the kingdom hall.
details other than the thought was there.
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Just for Laughs # 2
by The Lone Ranger ingod & the biker .
a biker was riding along a california beach when suddenly the sky.
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the lord said,.
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GOD & THE BIKER
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel
it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of s omething that would
honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" -
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Humor only
by The Lone Ranger inthe european commission has just announced an agreement whereby english will be the official language of the european union rather than german, which was the other possibility.. .
as part of the negotiations, the british government conceded that english spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "euro-english".
in the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
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The Lone Ranger
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. -
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I reckon Satan won the argument......what do you think ?
by vitty insatan threw open a challenge to jehovah (according to jw theology) that he could turn anyone against god and that peeps only served him by what they could get out of it ( living forever on a paradise earth........um) .
well, since yourve got to be a dedicated witness, everyone else is wrong, wicked, corrupt whatever.
who could claim victory for this................... 6 million out of satans 6 billion.. so, id say satan is the winner.
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The Lone Ranger
I really think you guys are missing the point completely, I also don’t like the WTS but I don’t take it out on God.
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I reckon Satan won the argument......what do you think ?
by vitty insatan threw open a challenge to jehovah (according to jw theology) that he could turn anyone against god and that peeps only served him by what they could get out of it ( living forever on a paradise earth........um) .
well, since yourve got to be a dedicated witness, everyone else is wrong, wicked, corrupt whatever.
who could claim victory for this................... 6 million out of satans 6 billion.. so, id say satan is the winner.
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The Lone Ranger
test only
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Please share any Aussie child custody experience re religious instruction
by serenitynow inare there any aussies out there who can help with some advice or experience please?
my ex left the dubs before we were married and had kids.
now 20 years later he has returned to the fold and we have separated.
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The Lone Ranger
I don't really think a bit of meetings and field service will convince the kids, if anything it will annoy them even more and the kids will realise what fruitcakes they are, if the kids can see that you are trying to stop them from seeing the other side they will turn against you, let them see for themselves, they won't turn to JW's.
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In new tract they don't mention the harlot is riding on the back of the UN
by awol inoh okay bear with me, they changed their wording didn't they a while ago?
they did used to refer to the wild beast as the un didn't they?
help me out here..... helping my mum!
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The Lone Ranger
I disagree.
If I remember correctly, the Harlot rides on the wide beast, and the Wild Beast represents the kings of the earth.
The "Image of the Wild" beast represents the UN.
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Anyone here any good at fixing TVs?
by ballistic insorry for the completely non-jw related topic, but.... my sony trinitron tv had a number of thin blue horizontal lines appear towards the top of the screen.
i did some research and these appear to be "fly back lines" caused by the retrace showing as the gun moves back up the screen.. rather than call an engineer, i decided to buy another tv on ebay.
get it home, plug it in and this one has exactly the same problem except red lines instead of blue.. i'm just wondering what are the chances of this happening???
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The Lone Ranger
tell me how you went. Try turning down the indivial colors on the neck board, if nothing seems clear to you, you can take a photo of the rear of the TV and email it to me, I'll then be able to help you better.
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need help looking for a photo.
by The Lone Ranger ini saw a photo on this board of a muslim with a hood and he was holding a sign saying "behead those who claim islam is violent.
" anyone seen this photo?.
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thank you guys..
I do beleive it is a real photo, here is the newspaper
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Does the Pope have to apologize to the Muslims?
by free2beme ini heard today that the muslims want the pope to apologize, and at the same time i have heard muslims say that even an apology would not be enough.
a world leader of a country, has certain diplomatic concerns about what they say and do.
however, does a religious leader have these same concerns?
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The Lone Ranger
If the Pope doesn't apologize he will be needing tips of where to hide from Salman Rushdie.